Monday, March 02, 2009

The Great Monkey Conspiracy

So, is it true? Monkeys are the leaders of the Illuminati? This is what I heard recently. And I have noticed more and more monkey stories in the news. There is something going on and I don't like it.

There may be a power grab involved here. The bedrock of our democracy is at stake! We need to be vigilant and prepared to defend ourselves!

Take hope in our cause my homo sapein brothers. Our cause is just and we will prevail! And remember, never trust a primate!

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